You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

Youll have the same problems when I walk out, as you had when I walked in... unless you let me take your problems with me.

Don't sell life insurance. Sell what life insurance can do.

I don't like horror, which is ridiculous because I've been in three horror movies, but when I see those things, I see camera tricks and fake blood and actors screaming and I don't know understand why other actors don't see that.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

Fundamentals are right down to earth. And one fundamental is: You have to make calls. Nothing happens until you make a call. It’s that fundamental!

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They've learned to take you apart. 'Who? Why? What for? What company?' You don't always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I'd rather go.