I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

Doing something costs something. Doing nothing costs something. And, quite often, doing nothing costs a lot more!

You haven’t done anything wrong. You just haven’t done anything, and that’s what’s wrong.

You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

You know, a man's life is the most precious thing in the world, isn't it? So isn't it odd that a man will insure everything but his life?