When you walk out, the money walks in

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

I rarely use the telephone because he may not want to see me. I have a better chance of seeing the man I want to see if I do go. Besides, switchboard girls and secretaries have become very good. They've learned to take you apart. 'Who? Why? What for? What company?' You don't always get by. I seldom call on the phone. I'd rather go.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

No one ever died with too much money.

Do you know anyone who has a lease on life? It isn’t a question of if; it’s a question of when.

If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.