When you walk out, the money walks in

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.

I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, "Are you from the East Coast?" people just go, "you're from the East Coast, right?", having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.

I know plenty of actors smarter than me with better taste than me who love horror movies and love sci-fi and it just doesn't make sense to me.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I do not sell life insurance. I sell money. I sell dollars for pennies apiece. My dollars cost 3 cents per dollar per year.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.