When you walk out, the money walks in

I meet people and a lot of times, instead of saying, "Are you from the East Coast?" people just go, "you're from the East Coast, right?", having no reason to have known that. I don't know what that is. Maybe it's just that I'm Jewish.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

The key to a sale in an interview, and the key to an interview is a disturbing question.

I'm just the least funny person in a room full of funny people, which is basically every single day of work for me.

Goals aren't enough. You need goals plus deadlines: goals big enough to get excited about and deadline to make you run. One isn't much good without the other, but together they can be tremendous.

There was a time where I chose my jobs based on what jobs were available to me, so I would choose 100 percent of them.