When you walk out, the money walks in

If I don't buy it, I can't sell it.

Term insurance is temporary, but your problem is permanent.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people. Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny. I'm the least funny person in a room full of funny people.

I'm a lot happier in people's living rooms weekly than I think I would be if I was really, really relying on a movie career to keep me fulfilled and excited.

If you’ve got a problem make it a procedure and it won’t be a problem anymore.

I've been pretty lucky, I like my jobs.