Tonight's show is about doubt. Or maybe it isn't - haven't made my mind up yet.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.

What I'd like to do now - well, what I'd like to do now is grow my beard very long, weave it into my pubes and strum it like a harp.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.