Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.'

I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

I would never condone the burning of a Dan Brown novel, much though I loathe and detest his work. Well, I say work, you know, words, randomly arranged to form millions of dollars... I'm not bitter at all.