Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!

Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate.

Television is where you earn regular money so you can plan a little bit but even then only when you have a regular gig. If you're just doing the odd appearance, you don't know if it will carry on.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

Orchestras have often been used to conjure up the natural world: Swans, sharks, trout, but not, as far as I know, the often maligned jellyfish.