Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.

If you have enough money to be comfortable it makes life a lot easier and that's undeniable. But I think happiness is more elusive.

That ideology was never going to work, was it? It was just cobbled together from different beliefs: The anti-intellectualism of the Khmer Rouge, the religious persecution of the Nazis, the enforced beard-wearing from the world of folk music, and the segregation and humiliation of women from the world of golf.

Without the beat in the background, Jazz basically sounds like an armadillo was let loose on the keyboard.

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster

A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.