My wife bought me a vintage Gibson guitar that isn't just beautiful but has tremendous sentimental value. I have plenty of guitars for live gigs but this is one to treasure.
I am Zebedee, lord of the woods! Bow down snail, I have dominion!
Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!
Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.
Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit
Talking of white supremacist violent types, I was in America, recently.