Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

Nostalgia: How long's that been around?

I never really thought comedy was a career option, just something I did for fun. Suddenly I realised I was getting paid which was a bonus. I studied for a diploma with the London College of Music, and teaching was something I thought I might do but comedy intervened.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

Three women walk into a pub and say, `Hooray, we've colonised a male-dominated joke format'

"God save our gracious Queen": Why would we invoke a non-specific deity to bail out these unelected spongers?

American rock has a sort of self-pitying whine to it.