Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Toughest job I ever had: selling doors, door to door.

A feminist jumps out of a manhole - oh, and she didn't like that.

Marijuana? It's harmless really, unless you fashion it into a club and beat somebody over the head with it

I tend to go through periods worrying, "Where am I going, I can't see a way out of this," and it becomes quite stressful. But sometimes you have to take a bet on yourself.

Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.