Come to Belarus, where wild animals will steal your fruit

The BBC did a survey of the top 50 things to do before we die. Not while we're still alive, before we die.

Thank God for Darwin, eh?

The scotch egg is such a Scottish food. It's as though a great Scottish chef said: I need a tasty snack. Let's take an egg... and wrap it in meat!! Makes it a bit harder.

This was my attempt to deter cold callers: "There's no past, there's no future, just one pulsating present... Please leave your message after the tone."

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

It's the augmented fourth, or diminished fifth, depending on your outlook on life.