You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.

When you're a father you censor yourself. You get just as angry with a child but you don't want to say, "What the filth and foul and I'll filth and foul, filth and foul and, yeah, ya filth and foul face, and I'll filth and foul, foul, filth!" You don't want to say that to a child so you censor yourself and you sound like an idiot: "What the... Get your... I'll put a... Get out of my face!"

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

The first-born in every family is always dreaming for an imaginary older brother or sister who will look out for them.

My wife and I have five children and the reason why we have five children is because we do not want six.

Brown versus the Board of Education is no longer the white person's problem.

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"