"And tired" always followed sick. Worst beating I ever got in my life, my mother said, "I am just sick..." And I said, "And tired." I don't remember anything after that.
Bill CosbyIt doesn't make any difference how much money a father earns, his name is always Dad-Can-I.... Like all other children, my five have one great talent: they are gifted beggars. Not one of them ever ran into the room, looked up at me, and said, "I'm really happy that you're my father, and as a tangible token of my appreciation, here's a dollar.
Bill CosbyIโm supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,โ I told her. Without a momentโs hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: โIt depends on if youโre drinking or pouring.
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