I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't.

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing ... will win arguments and straighten people out.

I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.