Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here and there are still great things that go on. There are great doctors who discover how to separate twins and how to put together a human being to walk again after it's said he won't. Those are all there as signs.

Our children are trying to tell us something. And we are not listening.

If you took your child to the dentist and check for cavities, the child likely won't get them. If you take them just for emergency, that's all they're gonna get.

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

I've got a Ferrari. VROOM! I do 104 from the garage to the front door.

If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it