When you graduate from college, they tell you to follow your dreams. Does anyone say you have to wake up first?

You also notice that the right side of your face feels like it's sliding off of your skull. And your bottom lip is in your lap!

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.

This happened to the people. The Constitution says of the people, by the people, for the people... but the people who got the office, got into office and forgot about the people.

Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you.

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.