If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
I brought you in this world, and I can take you out!
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.
The wisest married men give in early. They get in touch with the wife side of themselves, and that's when they stop arguing.
Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker.
Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.