All parents experience the same problems.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.

Anyone who has brought up children knows that consistency has absolutely nothing to do with discipline.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

My wife was a beautiful woman before we had children.

My mother comes in my room and says, "Just look at this mess! This is a pig sty!" Now, I've already been in the room five hours, and she wants me to LOOK at it.