There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck - and, of course, courage.

Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.

College was a wonderful time - except, of course, when it was trying to teach you things.

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.