There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let her know about this urge, for great lovers never did such things. The answer to "Romeo Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?" was not "In the men's room, Julie.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

Never forget that the devil is there 24/7 too. He's very, very busy.

I have to follow my thoughts and mine for the gold. I have to dig it out.

Beware of people who fall at your feet. They may be reaching for the corner of the rug.

You are more important to yourself than you think you are.