If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine! Let's go over those numbers again, they're a little baffling at first: Iraq: 150,000, USA: 79. Does that mean we could have won with only 80 guys there? Just one guy in a ticker-tape parade, "I did it! Hey!"

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.

You are the imagination of yourself.