I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

What does an atheist scream when they come?

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care ... but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks ... you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?

It's all about money, not freedom. If you think you're free, try going somewhere without money, okay?