...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

Truly, the only stupid people I've ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.

Nonsmokers--this is for you and you only. Ready? Nonsmokers die every day. Sleep tight.

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.

Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?