...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.

You ever notice that everyone who believes in creationism looks really un-evolved?

Why is pot against the law? It wouldn't be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can't make a profit off it, would it?

If you're so pro-life, do me a favour: don't lock arms and block medical clinics. If you're so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.