...love rather than fear...this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope...surely there is hope for us all.

No one knows what it's like ... to be a dustbin ... in Shaftesbury ... with hooligans.

Sometimes you feel in control, and it's great, but sometimes you just don't feel in control and you really have to struggle to get laughs.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

What's gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we're all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It's gonna fuck up the economy! The economy that's fake anyway! Ha ha ha! Which would be a real bummer. You know. You can see why the government's cracking down... on the idea of experiencing unconditional love, ah.

The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.