That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" โฆ And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical bastards. It's okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
Bill HicksWhy is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesnโt the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?
Bill HicksI'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
Bill HicksI'll smoke, I'll cough, I'll get the tumors, I'll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
Bill Hicks