The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

We are losing the 'War on Drugs,' which means there's a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.

God has this...hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.

Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They're sick, they're not criminals. Sick people don't get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.

I don't get along with anything, I really don't...I'm, I'm, maybe I'm just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.