I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

People always snap and think they're Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they're Buddha?

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.