I'm totally confused about what I'm going to do with my life.

I'll tell you how to solve this abortion thing...Those unwanted babies...? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.

All day long you see those commercials: 'Here's Your Brain, Just Say No'...and the next commercial is: 'This Bud's For You.'

Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.

All your beliefs, they're just that. They're nothing. They're how you were taught and raised. That doesn't make 'em real.

Laughter makes the bitter swallowing of truth, for some, a little easier.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.