No one can give you any answers. There aren't any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.

I'm glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, "My God! I love everything." Yeah, now if that isn't a hazard to our country... How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we're all one?

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

It's hard to have a relationship in this business...it's gonna take a very special woman...or a bunch of average ones.

Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)