That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here's Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.

I'm an American who loves an America which doesn't exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.