We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

....All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.