We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God - I am killing me!

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can't find your fags.

How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.

To me, Texas is Austin, a bunch of cool people trying to make a difference.

I love talking about Kennedy assassination...a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government...sorry, wrong meeting.