How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? ...Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves...After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.

I ascribe to Mark Twain's theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.

Sixteen years I've pounded my head against the mentality of America, which...I'd say it's about an 8th grade emotional level.

You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well... we looked at the receipts."

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.