I was told when I grew up I could be anything I wanted: a fireman, a policeman, a doctor - even President, it seemed. And for the first time in the history of mankind, something new, called an astronaut. But like so many kids brought up on a steady diet of Westerns, I always wanted to be the avenging cowboy hero - that lone voice in the wilderness, fighting corruption and evil wherever I found it, and standing for freedom, truth and justice. And in my heart of hearts I still track the remnants of that dream wherever I go, in my endless ride into the setting sun.

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

Good comedy helps people know they're not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.

So scary watching the news...Like Iraq...could ever under any stretch of the imagination be any threat to us whatsoever.

The world's like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it's real, that's how powerful our minds are

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions