How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

I was just down in Dallas, Texas...the Assassination Museum...it's really accurate, you know, 'cause Oswald's not in it.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

That's starting to depress me about UFOs. The fact that they cross galaxies...and always end up in places like Fyfe, Alabama.