While I've found many of the religious shows I've viewed over the years not to be to my liking, or in line with my own beliefs, I've never considered it my place to exert any greater type of censorship than changing the channel, or better yet - turning off the TV completely.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who've helped me.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

I don't care if you're obscene, filthy, horrendous -- as long as you're honest.

Marijuana grows naturally...Don't you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don't know, unnatural?

I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it's not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they're Napoleon. That's fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don't share them like they're the truth.