Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

I wish I could meet a Christian who would proselytize to me, but they keep running away from me. I wanna talk to you all.

The role of the comedian is to say 'Wait a minute' when a consensus starts to form.

Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?

Jesus-murdered. Martin Luther King-murdered. Gandhi-murdered. Malcolm X-murdered. Reagan-wounded.

I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin' mouth.

Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.