Oh sorry, I was taking life seriously.

If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.

What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It's gonna be worth it!.

We killed 6 innocent people, launching 22, I think $3 million apiece missiles on Baghdad...that's a little bit overdoing it.

You watch the news these days? It's unbelievable. You think you just walk out your door, you're immediately gonna be raped by some crack-addicted, AIDS-infected pitbull.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.