People are bringing SHOTGUNS to UFO sightings...brings a whole new meaning to that phrase 'You ain't from around here, ar'ya?'

Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.

How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand...considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!

I don't identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here's my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride ...

Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.