Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

Isn't that weird, we've made nature against the law. That's how un-natural we've become.

I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.

I...am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light...in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.

Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm... Sounds like... every commercial on television, doesn't it? You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I'm not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that's the connection they're trying to make.