Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let's put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.

I can't watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

The Voice of Reason is in us all...and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

It's my object to be stared at like a dog that's just been shown a card trick.

I've been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.