Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren't partyin'.

Humanity is just a virus with shoes.

People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.

I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us...to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.

I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego.

You know what I hate about working? Bosses...The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well...I think you see the conflict.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.