For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

There's a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that's a bit blurred in my mind.

I've found, across the board, that comedians have been very respectful and kind to me. And that seems to stem from the fact that they are just respectful and kind people in general. Comedians get a bad rap for being dark and anti-social I think.

Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.