For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.