For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

Love is all about... whistles.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.

And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? An ironic way to die.