For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

I just like to write and then perform.