I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone's watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.