Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.
I met a bipolar bear. He laughed, cried, then wanted a threesome.
Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
I got a safe full of cherries 'cause I pop it and lock it.