I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.