Love is all about... whistles.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?
Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. I'm thankful for all of you. I am not thankful for the pilgrims. Buckles should never be on hats.