Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.

I see young people being dismissed for supposedly wanting only "stupid" and "easy" material, or that they don't have an attention span longer than three minutes. I disagree with all those statements; I just think they aren't true. I'm saying that our generation wants stuff that is substantial and challenging, as well as thoughtful and endearing. Well, I don't know if I'm doing that, but I'm trying.

I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don't want to construct the show to prove something.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

I think no matter what you do, a certain amount of people are going to call you a sellout, somehow, you know. If I ever start trying to make a living on it.