For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
I masturbate 'cause I'm the only one whose standards are low enough to f-k me.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively.
People ask me all the time, ALL the time, they say the same exact thing. They say, 'Bo, you're an artist... how do we fix Africa?'
The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.