And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

My whole family thinks I'm gay, I guess it's always been that way. Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk, Makes them think I like... boys.

I think the comedy clubs tend to homogenize the acts a little bit, because they force them to be palatable in way too many environments.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.