And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

I know it's the comedian's instinct to say, "Do it, man, nothing's off-limits! It's cool, bro!" I don't know if that's the answer for me. "Do I really want to make a joke about a miscarriage when a woman in the audience might have had one?" I don't worship comedy; at the end of the day I don't fall to the altar of comedy unquestioningly.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

I just like to write and then perform.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!