And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It's like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, 'I think you try too hard in your comedy.' And that's what I worry about.

I've found nothing but support and generosity from older comics. I think comedians are a lot nicer than the stigma is, at least from my experience.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

Postmodern comedy doesn't work well with very old audiences, because it's making fun of the comedy they enjoy.