I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.

I actually wrestled in high school. I was only in one match, and I lost... my virginity.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.