I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

The strength of comedy is I don't have to answer to anybody but sometimes you want to learn from other people and see your ideas strengthen by other people.

For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: 'I'll say anything, man!'. I'm not quite there yet.

No one entertains the thought that maybe God does not believe in you.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

I don't try to call myself a poet. But I know that my stuff is pretty literal, in that the themes are pretty simple and on the surface.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.