I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.

I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

I'd really love to make something that doesn't involve my stupid face.

People give me money and I don't know why, my real collection plate is an empty cup held by a homeless guy.

When I see someone filming me, I don't usually think, 'No, man, don't put this up online!' I'd think, 'Hey man, you don't get to go to shows very often, put down the camera and enjoy it!' I love going to theatre and to shows so much.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.