What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

I never felt like I was stealing anyone's fans as much as I was introducing some younger people to comedy who will eventually find tons of other comedians that they love.

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.

Back home they call me the tie-dye shirt kid. Well, that and faggot.

Comedy should be a source of positivity. I don't want to bully people, and I don't want people to come to my show to feel terrible about something. I'm actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn't say.

What's a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy