What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

My persona is most importantly just to communicate the material in a way that is most funny and meaningful in the moment. It's more like a character that's sculpted for whatever joke needs communicating at the moment.

Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.

If you can think of all the times in your life, some of the happiest times were probably when you were laughing. And some of the worst times in your life you were being laughed at.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

When life gets you down, make a comforter!

I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it's totally not, which is why I'm trying to get away from it because it's just easy and automatic.