What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Love is all about... whistles.

I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.

I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

I'm not a grown up until everybody realises I'm a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.

Where are all the sour patch parents?