I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'
I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I've enjoyed watching.
I'm a drunken midget with a loaded gun, a loaded gun.
Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.
I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.