What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.

Happy Thanksgiving! I broke into Best Buy and stole a copy of Pocahontas to celebrate.

And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.

I like to call everyone that I find slightly annoying a 'sociopath.'

I'm interested in taboos for certain reasons. They can dramatise things and they're scary, and they're important to think about. I'm also wary about the fact that if you don't proceed with caution and understand what you're doing, you understand these things are realities that you're dealing with, they're real things.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.