What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

If comedy is about surprises, about tension, there's a lot of tension and surprise there, in the fact that people are expecting this to be natural.

I do think that stand-up comedy in general heavily favors masculinity and so I like to act a little feminine onstage.

I don't want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I'm just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Drugs kill, just like cancer. So don't smoke... tumors.

Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.