Then the challenge is, once you left brain it and build it, then when you're on stage you have to know it so well that you can get lost in it. I don't want to be onstage looking like a robot, I want to be at the end of the day very emotional and what feels like someone being up there rather than reciting things. That's always the challenge, to analyze and then somehow lose yourself in something you absolutely know backwards and forwards. And nothing's going to surprise you, but you have to be surprised by it and let it surprise you.

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.

I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I... don't.

Do you guys like impressions? "Why?" That was Socrates.

Do unto others as you would have them do to you, said the rapist.

For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.

When things [writing] are over, I always think, 'well, I'm never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I'm going to go be a farmer'. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won't happen.