Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
Comedy is very strange to me and I don't fully understand it's purpose or function.
Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?
People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
I misdirect the audience, so they have no idea where they are or who they're listening to.