Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

People do complain about the way I act on stage... They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.

Love is all about... whistles.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.