Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop's another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you're talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It's like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.

Poverty. Racism. Isn't it strange, only the homeless are begging for change?

For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.

When I tried to hit puberty I swung and I missed.

In the distance, Bo saw a fairy. A fairy so beautiful that he felt proud of being called one in highschool.

I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.

My work is trying to at least define myself on my own terms, and then if other people enjoy things that's a lovely addition.