If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?

I'm happy with what I'm doing. I try not to focus on how I've changed. I just try to focus on what I'm doing now.

If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn't respect that.

It's not most important to communicate myself on stage as it is to be as funny or interesting as I possibly can on stage. I feel more like I'm doing a play whose main character just happens to share my name.

Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.