I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
What do gardeners do when they retire?
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.