Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?