When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.