The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.