Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?

Dulwich College takes me back after seventy years: My Mum must have written one hell of a sick note!

A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.

My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.

I told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now

I got my start in silent radio.

When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?