They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
I got my start in silent radio.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?