You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"
Bob MonkhouseI'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
Bob MonkhouseI told them I wanted to be a comedian, and they laughed; I became a comedian, no one's laughing now
Bob Monkhouse