With my wife it was sex, sex, sex...Yes, three times in 35 years.
I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?