If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.