I know I'm a sinner, but make me a winner!
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.
Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.
It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.