They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.