A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard.
I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.
My father was ruined by hard drink - he sat on an icicle.
If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
When the inventor of the drawing board messed things up, what did he go back to?