I got my start in silent radio.

Although I have always loved the noise of laughter, I really can't fear the coming of quiet. As for funerals, I rather like them. Such nice things are always said about the deceased, I feel sad that they had to miss hearing it all by just a few days.

I'm rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I've regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.

My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

It got up to 94 degrees today – that's pretty good at my age.

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.