I got my start in silent radio.

I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 75, so it's no distance.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

I was a born club comic. Radio and TV and stage were fine, but I found my real home in cabaret.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.

I came home and found that my son was taking drugs - my very best ones too!