Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I've done more than I thought I was ever going to do. I've had a very long and very satisfying career.

Television series are like the stock market. There's room for bears and bulls but no room for pigs.

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

The first time I got up in front of an audience was terror, abject terror, which continued for another four or five years. There still is, a little bit.

The only way to survive is to have a sense of humour.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.