Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

Marriage and fatherhood heighten the disillusion that we all think we are born handy. We confidently believe that we can fix things around the house, as if it's part of the collective brain that was further enhanced by eighth-grade shop class.

More and more, as I get older, people come up to me and say, 'Thank you for all the laughter.' And my standard answer is, 'It was my pleasure.' But that's the truth.

I think there are still words you can't use in family entertainment that you can use in a sitcom today.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.