Comedians are never really on vacation because you're always at attention... that antenna is always out there.

Continuing to do stand-up is always a challenge because the audiences and the environments in which you work very often differ.

Doormen are kind of invisible, people don't know their names. They just say, Thank you, or Good morning. I'd never thought about doormen before. They're a vanishing breed. More electronic doors are being introduced.

I've been married forty-five years. I think laughter is the secret.

There's a lot of cynicism. Let's really enjoy Christmas, with all that's going on in the world.

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

Sometimes you forget you're famous. You wonder, Why is that person staring at me?