Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

I have no agenda, nothing to control.

When you have a good time there is no time.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.

Full House was a show that was done for ten-year-olds. The critics hated it. They said terrible, terrible things about it. But it should have been reviewed by ten-year-olds. That's who it was made for. They loved it. And if they loved it, great. Why the hell does a fifty-year-old guy working at a big newspaper have to tell me I'm a piece of crap?

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.