Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.

I'm a believer that when one door closes another one opens. But why does the one opening always hit me full-speed-knob-first into my nuts?

I have a feeling I'm going to wake up one day and say 'I can't do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.' I'll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.

Sometimes I wish I hadn't said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.