Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that's how he dealt with my mom.

All I've ever done is try to entertain my way through a life that often has a huge amount of heaviness in it.

In the creative sense, I'm looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

And turkeys are a bird. A very nervous bird. You'd be nervous too if you knew that one day you'd get your head cut off and... filled with stuffing.