Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

There are no I's in we but there are two i's in Wii.

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.

You can talk about things indirectly, but if you want to talk how people really talk, you have to talk R-rated. I mean I've got three incredibly intelligent daughters, but when you get mad, you get mad and you talk like people talk. When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they're not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it's cable.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.