Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.