Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!

25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?

Valuable people are undervalued.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.