I don't like the negative of reality tv - the 'you're no good, so you have to leave, I choose you, but I thought you really loved me.' It's all about how bad people are and I just hate that. I like Pimp my Ride where someone is helping somebody.

I'd like a nice piece of salmon that's not too pink inside and yet isn't too dry or crisp either.

If you go with Marshall McLuhan's theory that the medium is the message, as soon as you're hosting a blooper show, you're done.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.