Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

Ladies, apologies, but isn't 'vintage' just used stuff?

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

A lot of the comedians don't even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

The secret to raising children is to love them... And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.