Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, 'you don't mention that part here.' But that's what's interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

One of the first things I said when I signed on for the show was No hugs! Full House was all based on hugs.

I don't like to drink alone 'cause there's nobody to fight with.

As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.