Valuable people are undervalued.
If you don't wake up every day happy, change something.
Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.
When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.
You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
What I've learned about comedy people is that they're defined by the harshest level they've been to, their personal Auschwitz.