As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

Valuable people are undervalued.

My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.

It's a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is - reading the news or speaking to people.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

The nature of comedy is 'just do it.' But I think what's interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it's just saying what's wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?