As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

The selfish and usually pointless approach is to try to get both done simultaneously - accomplish your work at hand while begging forgiveness of those close to you while you're basically working in front of them during what could've been specifically 'quality time.'

When you're famous, you're always famous. It doesn't go away.

Most people argue over who's right, not about what the truth is.

I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. And if that doesn't work out for you, Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of your life.

Valuable people are undervalued.