As time goes on, the more I value doctors and plumbers. Doctors a little more. I can fix my own toilet but I still can't operate on myself.

I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that's a little disturbing.

I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don't want to make fun of people.

Kindness isn't just a virtue, its a necessity.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

My favorite Dylan song? I think it's 'Just Like a Woman.' It always makes me cry.

I wouldn't hurt a flea. I'd finger a spider though.