Oil is sixty dollars a barrel. There are terrorists everywhere. We have a catastrophe in our world every ten minutes. I don't know how anybody's getting through anything. Right now, people just need to be entertained.

At the end of the day it's the end of the day.

I will always prefer a hardback book, but I'm drawn to digital because it's so easy to acquire them when I'm having a need-to-read moment.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.

It's okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.

Some dead people said smart stuff.

I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they're going to see it, especially her guy friends.